Tonight's Schedule

17:00 Life's Funniest Moments
Life's Funniest Moments features hilarious, viewer-submitted video clips from around the world.
17:30 It Only Hurts When I Laugh repeat
It Only Hurts When I Laugh is a fast-paced, high-energy, comedy clip show series that relishes in the fact that there is absolutely nothing funnier than pain, embarrassment and humiliation...
18:00 Malcolm In The Middle TELETEXT CAPTIONING PG 801 repeat
While parents are away, kids will play - and Malcolm winds up in the hospital. S1 Ep3
18:30 How I Met Your Mother
Lily and Marshall's official move to the suburbs hits a snag when her pushy father flat-out refuses to move out of their new digs. S7 Ep14
19:00 The Simpsons repeat
Film critic Jay Sherman (Jon Lovitz) is among the judges at the Springfield Film Festival, which Mr. Burns conspires to win by bribing the judges. S6 Ep18
19:30 All New Simpsons
New Episode. When Lisa learns Springfield's anthem was stolen from another town she writes a replacement. Meanwhile, Homer learns the meaning of Wide Pride. S26 Ep13
20:00 Fresh Off The Boat on demand
New Episode. In the season finale, Jessica fears that the family has lost its Chinese identity, so she strives for them to reconnect with their culture. Final. S1 Ep13
18:00 3 News
3 News presents comprehensive coverage of global and local news.
19:00 Campbell Live
A daily look at the issues touching the lives of New Zealanders presented by John Campbell.
19:30 The Bachelor NZ hd on demand
New Episode. Sparks fly as Arthur soars sky high with one bachelorette. A double date creates turmoil. One of the most memorable bachelorettes gets her matching orders. S1 Ep12
20:30 Wednesday Movie: No Strings Attached TELETEXT CAPTIONING PG 801 repeathd5.1 Dolby Digital
Academy Award Winner Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher star in the hilarious comedy that takes a modern look at what happens when friends-in-need do the deed. Emma is a busy doctor who sets up a seemingly perfect arrangement when she offers her best friend Adam a relationship with one rule: No Strings Attached. But when a fling becomes a thing, can sex friends stay best friends? Also starring Cary Elwes and Kevin Kline. (2011)
22:45 3 News
3 News presents comprehensive coverage of global and local news.
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