Tonight's Schedule

17:00 Life's Funniest Moments
Life's Funniest Moments features hilarious, viewer-submitted video clips from around the world.
17:30 It Only Hurts When I Laugh repeat
It Only Hurts When I Laugh is a fast-paced, high-energy, comedy clip show series that relishes in the fact that there is absolutely nothing funnier than pain, embarrassment and humiliation...
18:00 Malcolm In The Middle TELETEXT CAPTIONING PG 801 repeat
Malcolm decides he is ready to take skating lessons from his dad. S1 Ep13
18:30 How I Met Your Mother repeat
Robin is concerned about how Barney will take bad news about his brother. S9 Ep2
19:00 The Simpsons TELETEXT CAPTIONING PG 801 repeat
Homer purposely gains weight to qualify for disability, disdaining Marge's complaints and the fact that she's losing interest in him physically. S7 Ep7
19:30 All New Simpsons TELETEXT CAPTIONING PG 801
New Episode. Homer is put in charge of keeping Princess Kemi out of trouble while her father, a Nigerian king, works out a uranium deal with Mr. Burns. S26 Ep15
20:00 All New Family Guy
New Episode. Peter boasts that he could beat Liam Neeson in a fight, and then gets the chance to prove it. S14 Ep18
18:00 3 News
3 News presents comprehensive coverage of global and local news.
19:00 Campbell Live
A daily look at the issues touching the lives of New Zealanders presented by John Campbell.
19:30 The Bachelor NZ TELETEXT CAPTIONING PG 801 hd on demand
New Episode. Before making his final decision, Arthur introduces the final two bachelorettes to his family. This is followed by one final date, before he makes his decision at a sunset ceremony. Final. S1 Ep16
20:45 Wednesday Movie: Into The Blue TELETEXT CAPTIONING PG 801
Young vacationers, expecting to have a memorable time diving, find themselves in deep trouble with a druglord when they come upon the illicit cargo of a sunken airplane. Starring Paul Walker, Jessica Alba, and Scott Caan. (2005)