Tonight's Schedule

17:00 It Only Hurts When I Laugh
It Only Hurts When I Laugh is a fast-paced, high-energy, comedy clip show series that relishes in the fact that there is absolutely nothing funnier than pain, embarrassment and humiliation...
Fran finds it disagreeable that Maxwell wants her to sign a prenuptial agreement. S5 Ep20
When Fry and Leela discover a mysterious cream that gives them unusual powers, they form a Superhero team along with Bender. S5 Ep6
18:30 How I Met Your Mother
When Ted takes a date to see a new hit movie, he is shocked to learn the story is loosely based on his break-up with Stella. S5 Ep23
19:00 The Simpsons TELETEXT CAPTIONING PG 801
Using Professor Frink’s astrological projection machine, Bart and Lisa peer into the future, where Bart breaks Lisa’s heart by taking away her scholarship to Yale. S16 Ep16
19:30 All New American Ninja Warrior on demand
New Episode. A qualifying round in Miami features the Dancing Stones, the Downhill Pipe Drop and the Mine Field. S6 Ep7
20:30 Action Movie: Marked For Death TELETEXT CAPTIONING PG 801 repeat
Steven Seagal plays John Hatcher, a retired DEA agent who returns home only to find that America's number one problem is ravaging his old neighbourhood, in the form of a fearsome drug dealer named Screwface. Also starring Basil Wallace, Keith David, and Tom Wright. (1990)
18:00 3 News
3 News presents comprehensive coverage of global and local news.
19:00 Campbell Live
We’re there for a heart-warming ANZAC pilgrimage. Then, before tomorrow’s big game we get a batting lesson from Chris Harris.
19:30 Hamish & Andy's Gap Year: South America TELETEXT CAPTIONING PG 801 hd on demand
New Episode. Week three begins in Bolivia for lunch with some local farmers. The catch? Hamish and Andy have to drive the aptly named ‘Death Road’ in order to get there. S1 Ep3
20:30 All New The Graham Norton Show TELETEXT CAPTIONING PG 801 hd on demand
New Episode. Graham chats to actors David Tennant and Olivia Colman who are starring in the second series of Broadchurch, and film producer Harvey Weinstein. Plus music from Jessie J. S16 Ep15
21:30 7 Days on demand
New Episode. Jeremy Corbett referees as Paul Ego, Dai Henwood, Urzila Carlson, Chopper, Jesse Griffin and Steve Wrigley dissect the week’s news.
22:05 Fail Army hd on demand
New Episode. Presented by Kiwi comedians Joseph Moore and Guy Montgomery, Fail Army features funny pranks and compilations of the web's best fails, but on your TV!
22:35 3 News
3 News presents comprehensive coverage of global and local news.