Tonight's Schedule

17:05 It Only Hurts When I Laugh repeat
It Only Hurts When I Laugh is a fast-paced, high-energy, comedy clip show series that relishes in the fact that there is absolutely nothing funnier than pain, embarrassment and humiliation...
17:30 The Nanny TELETEXT CAPTIONING PG 801 repeat
Worried that Maxwell is going to abandon her, Fran seeks advice from her cousin Sheila. S5 Ep1
Dr.Zoidberg promises his uncle - washed-up comedian Harold Zoid - that he will invest a million dollars in his Hollywood movie. S3 Ep8
18:30 How I Met Your Mother TELETEXT CAPTIONING PG 801
When Lily and Marshall realise that Robin and Barney are the perfect double-date couple, they are intent on impressing them. S5 Ep4
19:00 The Simpsons TELETEXT CAPTIONING PG 801
Homer wins a million-dollar lottery, but doesn’t tell his family the news. S21 Ep11
19:30 New Girl
Nick suspects that one of Jess' night-school students is hiding something. S2 Ep14
20:00 The Goldbergs repeat on demand
Barry gets his driver's license, but he finds himself in hot water after disregarding his mother's instructions to call home. S1 Ep7
18:00 3 News
3 News presents comprehensive coverage of global and local news.
19:00 Campbell Live
A daily look at the issues touching the lives of New Zealanders presented by John Campbell.
19:30 The Block: Glasshouse TELETEXT CAPTIONING PG 801 hd on demand
New Episode. The judges change the game for three teams when they judge the first five rooms in apartment 6. The winning team scores 29 out of 30 and $20,000 off their reserve. S9 Ep60
20:30 Monday Night Action Movie: Mr. & Mrs. Smith TELETEXT CAPTIONING PG 801 repeathd5.1 Dolby Digital
John and Jane Smith are an ordinary suburban couple with an ordinary, suburban marriage. But each is hiding something the other would kill to know: Mr. and Mrs. Smith are actually highly paid, incredibly efficient assassins, and they work for competing organisations. Mr. and Mrs. Smith discover a new source of excitement in their marriage, when they're hired to assassinate each other... and that's when the real fun starts. The result is the ultimate action spectacle, as Mr. and Mrs. Smith put their formidable skills to work and their marriage to the ultimate test. Starring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. (2004)