Tonight's Schedule

17:05 It Only Hurts When I Laugh repeat
It Only Hurts When I Laugh is a fast-paced, high-energy, comedy clip show series that relishes in the fact that there is absolutely nothing funnier than pain, embarrassment and humiliation...
17:30 The Nanny TELETEXT CAPTIONING PG 801 repeat
Fran's old nemesis lands a role on a popular soap opera. S4 Ep24
18:00 Futurama TELETEXT CAPTIONING PG 801
A woman from Fry's past unthaws in the year 3000, but when she feels out of place, she and Fry journey a thousand years into the future. S3 Ep3
18:30 How I Met Your Mother TELETEXT CAPTIONING PG 801
When the gang finds out that Barney and Robin are hesitant to define their relationship, Lily forces them to confront their biggest fear: becoming boyfriend and girlfriend. S5 Ep1
19:00 The Simpsons TELETEXT CAPTIONING PG 801
Marge vows to drive mixed martial arts from Springfield by defeating a fight promoter in the ring. S21 Ep3
19:30 All New Simpsons TELETEXT CAPTIONING PG 801
New Episode. In the milestone 26th season opener, the unthinkable happens: a Springfield resident dies. Also, Krusty retires after he's offended by a comedy cable channel roast. S26 Ep1
20:00 How I Met Your Mother
Barney scraps Marshall's bachelor-party plans and then disregards his wishes by hiring a stripper. S2 Ep19
18:00 3 News
3 News presents comprehensive coverage of global and local news.
19:00 The Block: Glasshouse TELETEXT CAPTIONING PG 801 hd on demand
New Episode. Max and Karstan's secret room causes a stir with the other teams, and Darren wants to know how they are affording to fit out their extra room. S9 Ep56
20:10 Comedy Movie: Parental Guidance TELETEXT CAPTIONING PG 801 hd
Comedy legends Billy Crystal and Bette Midler play Artie and Diane Decker, who are called in by their daughter to help care for their three grandkids. When their old-school parenting methods collide with their daughter’s new-school ways, the once-orderly household spins out of control. Also starring Marisa Tomei. (2011)
22:25 3 News
3 News presents comprehensive coverage of global and local news.
22:55 NCIS: Los Angeles TELETEXT CAPTIONING PG 801 repeathd5.1 Dolby Digital
The team investigates a heist executed by gunmen wearing costumes that could directly impact the U.S. economy. S4 Ep9