Tonight's Schedule

17:00 Life's Funniest Moments
Life's Funniest Moments features hilarious, viewer-submitted video clips from around the world.
17:30 It Only Hurts When I Laugh repeat
It Only Hurts When I Laugh is a fast-paced, high-energy, comedy clip show series that relishes in the fact that there is absolutely nothing funnier than pain, embarrassment and humiliation...
18:00 Malcolm In The Middle TELETEXT CAPTIONING PG 801 repeat
Malcolm and his classmates enlist the help of Hal for a school project. S1 Ep14
18:30 How I Met Your Mother repeat
Lily finds a to-do list of things Ted hopes to accomplish before moving from New York to Chicago. Guest starring Jason Boggs. S9 Ep2
19:00 The Simpsons TELETEXT CAPTIONING PG 801 repeat
Homer comes face-to-face with his long-lost mother (voice of Glenn Close) who reveals why she abandoned him. S7 Ep8
19:30 Family Guy
When Peter and Lois decide to have another baby, Stewie does whatever he can to prevent conception. S3 Ep11
20:00 American Dad repeat
Stan infiltrates a leftist cell that's planning a terrorist attack, but is found out. S10 Ep15
18:00 3 News
3 News presents comprehensive coverage of global and local news.
19:00 Campbell Live
We look at why the ACC refuses to pay a man who risked his life helping others during the Christchurch earthquake.
19:30 All New Grand Designs TELETEXT CAPTIONING PG 801 hd on demand
Premiere. Rob Hodgson and Kay Ralph plan to build an architectural monument high on a cliff top, a sleek glass-fronted house inspired by the villas of California. S12 Ep1
20:30 Lost & Found TELETEXT CAPTIONING PG 801 hd on demand
Premiere. An Auckland woman is desperate to find her father; a top show jumper seeks the woman who adopted her out; and a retired caretaker seeks the daughters he hasn’t seen for 25 years. S1 Ep1
21:30 Bodyshockers TELETEXT CAPTIONING PG 801 hd on demand
Premiere. Katie meets Lee, who after a drunken dare was left with tattooed tears streaming down his face. Lee meets 20-year-old tattoo wannabe Charlie, who is planning two massive face tattoos. S2 Ep1
22:35 3 News
3 News presents comprehensive coverage of global and local news.