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December 16 – Does my singing make you horny baby?

December 16 – Does my singing make you horny baby?

Yeah!

December 15 – Chile not chilly.

December 15 – Chile not chilly.

Take off your ties gentlemen.

December 15 – Bullshit weather.

December 15 – Bullshit weather.

Everyone affected.

December 14 – Lady Gaga naked…again.

December 14 – Lady Gaga naked…again.

This happens once a week.

December 14 – Explain it again….

December 14 – Explain it again….

Don’t worry, no-one understands it.

December 13 – Shearer not a sharer

December 13 – Shearer not a sharer

David takes the leadership for himself

December 12 – Dishonest Kiwi ruins it

December 12 – Dishonest Kiwi ruins it

Tahitian Prince con no longer usable for slightly beige people

December 11 - Christians angry with Depp

December 11 - Christians angry with Depp

Why are they always so angry?

December 10 - "Seat Taken"

December 10 - "Seat Taken"

Life really is like a box of chocolates.

December 9 - Australians find sex relaxing

December 9 - Australians find sex relaxing

Simon says 'hands on hips'

December 9 - Dan Carter Gettin’ Hitch’d

December 9 - Dan Carter Gettin’ Hitch’d

Apostrophes not always necessary

December 8 - Happy Gilmore and the Syrian President

December 8 - Happy Gilmore and the Syrian President

Life is like a roundabout.

December 8 - Utah Police pepper spray haka

December 8 - Utah Police pepper spray haka

If in doubt...pepper spray

December 8 – A mechanical animal…

December 8 – A mechanical animal…

To look after our old people.

December 8 - The Singing Detective

December 8 - The Singing Detective

Factually incorrect headline on 2 points.

December 7 - URL’s get sexy

December 7 - URL’s get sexy

Porn sites get their own address

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