December 15 – Bullshit weather.
Wow. It’s really raining huh? Especially in Nelson. Poor buggers. Flights have been cancelled. Houses flooded. A state of emergency declared. And now this Snort reporter is going to have to cancel his Christmas holiday
in Golden Bay. Bullshit weather.
So now instead of the
holiday house it looks like the missus family will be staying with us for the
next two weeks. And her sister
has just divorced, so there’s all that crying and moaning and blaming to deal
with. To be fair I actually quite
liked Greg but even I have to admit that sleeping with a prostitute on your
stag night is a little too far. Even if the stags did pay for her in advance and book the hotel room.
And I bet none of them
bring toothpaste. Or toilet
paper. They all just think toilet
paper is included, but when you’ve got 8 extra people in the house (6 of them
women) toilet paper is a scarcity. I
actually hope I get toilet paper for Christmas the rate these people go through
it. And I’ll have to watch
whatever TV they want to watch. Bullshit weather.