Barely News

December 16 – Does my singing make you horny baby?

December 16 – Does my singing make you horny baby?

Yeah!

December 15 – Chile not chilly.

December 15 – Chile not chilly.

Take off your ties gentlemen.

December 15 – Bullshit weather.

December 15 – Bullshit weather.

Everyone affected.

December 14 – Lady Gaga naked…again.

December 14 – Lady Gaga naked…again.

This happens once a week.

December 14 – Explain it again….

December 14 – Explain it again….

Don’t worry, no-one understands it.

December 13 – Shearer not a sharer

December 13 – Shearer not a sharer

David takes the leadership for himself

December 12 – Dishonest Kiwi ruins it

December 12 – Dishonest Kiwi ruins it

Tahitian Prince con no longer usable for slightly beige people

December 11 - Christians angry with Depp

December 11 - Christians angry with Depp

Why are they always so angry?

December 10 - "Seat Taken"

December 10 - "Seat Taken"

Life really is like a box of chocolates.

December 9 - Australians find sex relaxing

December 9 - Australians find sex relaxing

Simon says 'hands on hips'

December 9 - Dan Carter Gettin’ Hitch’d

December 9 - Dan Carter Gettin’ Hitch’d

Apostrophes not always necessary

December 8 - Happy Gilmore and the Syrian President

December 8 - Happy Gilmore and the Syrian President

Life is like a roundabout.

December 8 - Utah Police pepper spray haka

December 8 - Utah Police pepper spray haka

If in doubt...pepper spray

December 8 – A mechanical animal…

December 8 – A mechanical animal…

To look after our old people.

December 8 - The Singing Detective

December 8 - The Singing Detective

Factually incorrect headline on 2 points.

December 7 - URL’s get sexy

December 7 - URL’s get sexy

Porn sites get their own address

December 4 - Can I ride it?

December 4 - Can I ride it?

The woolly mammoth makes a return.

December 1 - Rappers! Sexy models in their Undies!

December 1 - Rappers! Sexy models in their Undies!

Stuff white people like collide massively

30 November - He’s had his ‘Phil’

30 November - He’s had his ‘Phil’

Snort attempts political pun for headline.

30 November - Please John Key…

30 November - Please John Key…

Snort gets protesty

November 30 - Summer will have “weather”

November 30 - Summer will have “weather”

Sun, rain, etc...

November 29 - Noel blames Liam for Oasis not cracking America

November 29 - Noel blames Liam for Oasis not cracking America

Has nothing to do with self-indulgent 3rd album.

28 November - "I was a joke"

28 November - "I was a joke"

Ha ha ha ha.

27 November - Flight of the Conchords plan movie

27 November - Flight of the Conchords plan movie

It better be funny.

27 November - The Election in a Sentence

27 November - The Election in a Sentence

Concise political coverage.

25 November - Blah Blah Blah Porn

25 November - Blah Blah Blah Porn

Best word for a headline

25 November - Woman Trapped in Clothes Horse

25 November - Woman Trapped in Clothes Horse

Head just too big.

24 November - 4.5 Magnitude Earthquake Hits Fiordland

24 November - 4.5 Magnitude Earthquake Hits Fiordland

No-one cares.

24 November - Helicopter Pilot’s Miraculous Escape!

24 November - Helicopter Pilot’s Miraculous Escape!

OMFG!!

23 November - Comedy at the Oscars

23 November - Comedy at the Oscars

New comedy category?

23 November - Bendy, Bendy ladies

23 November - Bendy, Bendy ladies

Yoga is exercise!

22 November - Drugs in Hamilton

22 November - Drugs in Hamilton

No surprise there then…

21 November 2011 - Leave Hayley alone!!

21 November 2011 - Leave Hayley alone!!

The Nation’s girlfriend attacked.

21 November - Scribe thinks Police are Racists

21 November - Scribe thinks Police are Racists

Scribe arrested and claiming racism

18 November – Funny clip goes viral (Is this still news?)

18 November – Funny clip goes viral (Is this still news?)

Yet another viral star.