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December 16 – Does my singing make you horny baby?

December 16 – Does my singing make you horny baby?
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You know that guy at your Christmas party who dressed up as Austin Powers, got pretty drunk, asked everyone if he made them horny, then got up and sung ‘I’ll never fall in love again’ at Karaoke? Imagine that every night on Broadway!

I know, amazing right? Well lucky us, because Mike Myers is planning an Austin Powers Musical. Which would be amazing because all of the fans could get dressed up like Austin Powers and go and all be like “Do I make you horny baby” or they could dress up like Dr Evil and all be like “One Miiillllion dollars”. Imagine how fun a theatre full of Austin Powers impersonators would be!

Snort thinks this is a great idea and has contacted Bill Murray to try and convince him to take another much loved comedy film and make it better by turning it into a musical.Imagine Caddyshack with songs. That’s the pitch right there. “It’s Caddyshack…but with songs”. Or ‘Dirty Rotten Scoundrels’ with tap-dancing routines? Or how about you just rip my comedy loving heart out of my body and crush it with chorus girls and crappy sets? How about that?

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