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Entry Date: Sep 23

Entry Date: Sep 23
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Welcome! To the first entry of my new blog over the next (insert period of time I can be bothered to do this) I will be updating this page with the latest happenings around what I like to call “Jono Project Studios” or “The Room Next to the garage in the basement at tv3”. This week I have compiled a list of five pointless slash mildly interesting facts about the host of the show “Jono”.

1) Jono had to watch “road cops” to find out if he’d been fired from “road cops”! When he saw an ad for a show he did the narrating for last year he started to worry that he’d been sacked without being told, luckily it was just a repeat and Jono is still (as far as I know) ‘the voice of road cops’.

2) Jono has a tattoo of Nic and Rodge in a love heart (his radio bosses) on his right ass cheek which was completed as a RADIO STUNT! WHAT SORT OF HALF WIT BORDERLINE IDIOT PERSON GETS A PERMANENT TATTOO for what was “less than 10 minutes” of radio airtime! All that pain and a lifetime of regret for a dare that his listeners couldn’t see!

3) Jono has hardly seen any films – my favourite part of his radio show is when he does brand new reviews of ‘Back to the Future’ and ‘Star Wars’.

4) He can name almost any TV news reporter in New Zealand from your Heather du Plessis-Allan’s too your David Di Somma’s Jono knows them all. Perhaps the most useless skill anyone has ever had!

5) I found out that Jono’s mates don’t call him Jono!!! To people who have known him for a long time he’s JP or Jonny. It wasn’t until he started radio that they started calling him Jono - continuing the long tradition of ‘blokey’ radio names bazza gazza rodge stevo etc. Personally I like to call him “Jano”, “Cocksie” or “J-man smooth aka the voice of a generation brought to you by Caltex with Techtron”.

Note: please do not correct any spelling and punctuation mistakes this blog [sic] and all future blogs – they are hilarious jokes that I did on purpose. [Where to begin... - Ed.]

Until Next Time,
Guy


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Welcome! To the first entry of my new blog over the next (insert period of time I can be bothered to do this) I will be updating this page with the latest happenings around what I like to call “Jono Project Studios” or “The Room Next to the garage in the basement at tv3”. This week I have compiled a list of five pointless slash mildly interesting facts about the host of the show “Jono”.

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