How I Met Your Mother Quotes

There are some legen-wait for it-dary quotes from the gang in How I Met Your Mother. Check out our pick of the best below and add your own!

Barney: Dude, lots of chicks think that architects are hot. Think about that, you create something out of nothing. You're like God. There is no one hotter than God.

Ted (on Lily): Why do you think I call her Chewbacca?
Marshall: I suspect because she's loyal, wears shiny belts, and I resemble a young Harrison Ford.

Barney: How do you keep a girl from becoming your girlfriend? Simple: The rules for girls are the same as Gremlins. Rule number one: Never get them wet. In other words, don't let her take a shower in your place. Rule number two: Keep them away from sunlight—i.e., don't ever see them during the day. And rule number three: Never feed them after midnight. Meaning she doesn't sleep over, and you don't have breakfast with her, ever.

Robin is concerned about becoming a U.S. citizen.
Robin: How do you know the Canadian citizenship test is easy?
Barney: It's Canada. Question one: Do you want to be Canadian? Question two: Really?

Barney: This is gonna be legen- wait for it, and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant because the next word is -DAIRY!"

Barney: Snow-suit up!

Lily: Hey, nice shirt, Ted. Is it yesterday already?

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