Tonight's Schedule

17:05 It Only Hurts When I Laugh repeat
It Only Hurts When I Laugh is a fast-paced, high-energy, comedy clip show series that relishes in the fact that there is absolutely nothing funnier than pain, embarrassment and humiliation...
17:30 The Nanny TELETEXT CAPTIONING PG 801 repeat
Fran is upset after learning her mother is planning to move to Florida. S4 Ep25
18:00 Futurama TELETEXT CAPTIONING PG 801
A miniature version of the Planet Express crew attempts to rid Fry's body of parasitic worms. S3 Ep4
18:30 How I Met Your Mother TELETEXT CAPTIONING PG 801
While on a blind date, Ted realises this is actually his second first date with the same girl... and seven years later they still have nothing in common. S5 Ep2
19:00 The Simpsons TELETEXT CAPTIONING PG 801
Classic movie monsters are attacked by their spouses; Lisa and Bart exchange murders in a Hitchcock spoof; and Bart is the key to saving Springfield from zombies. S21 Ep4
19:30 Family Guy repeat
Stewie stews over having his TV time interrupted, so he heads back in time to see that Lois and Peter never meet, thus he would never be conceived. S13 Ep21
20:00 American Dad repeat
Steve and his friends undertake a cross-country road trip to attend the funeral of Snot's father. Guest starring Zooey Deschanel. S9 Ep6
18:00 3 News
3 News presents comprehensive coverage of global and local news.
19:00 The Block: Glasshouse TELETEXT CAPTIONING PG 801 hd on demand
New Episode. Jenna, Chris and Karstan become labourers for Keith but the plan backfires when the job isn't exactly what they thought it would be. S9 Ep57
20:10 Thursday Movie: Gulliver's Travels TELETEXT CAPTIONING PG 801 repeathd5.1 Dolby Digital
In a contemporary re-imagining of the classic tale, Jack Black stars as Gulliver, a big-talking mailroom clerk who, after he's mistakenly assigned a travel piece on the Bermuda Triangle, suddenly finds himself a giant among men when he washes ashore on the hidden island of Lilliput, home to a population of very tiny people. Also starring Jack Black, Jason Segel, and Emily Blunt. (2010)
22:05 3 News
3 News presents comprehensive coverage of global and local news.
22:35 Bones TELETEXT CAPTIONING PG 801 hd5.1 Dolby Digital
Bones, a darkly amusing drama, is inspired by real-life forensic anthropologist and novelist Kathy Reichs. Tonioght The Jeffersonian team investigates the death of a crime scene cleanup expert. S8 Ep7